Conrad Koh Samui

We want to thanks all the staff of Conrad for this marvelous moment Special thanks to bill for his kindness and the great visit of iris farm

The view alone is one of the most beautiful I’ve seen, arriving at the lobby genuinely feels like you’re looking out over Santorini, with the addition of Thai hospitality. We very much enjoyed the Iris Farm, it adds a whole new level to dining when you know the eggs and produce are grown right there, an incredible farm-to-table experience. We went jet skiing, paddle boarding, kayaking, and did a half-day trip to Pig Island and another island to snorkel. I highly recommend getting out on the water in a Thai long tail boat and exploring, it’s such a special way to experience the island. A few special mentioned to some of the employees who added to our trip. Ae at Azure for the incredible energy and service. Bill for a seamless check-in and fantastic recommendations. Boom for the coffee master workshop - this was super interesting, I learned how to do late art. Fuse, Aon, Nong, and Kam from the water sports team. Zye, Dear, Malio were also great! Nu who took us to our next destination was amazing and hospitable. A big thank you as well to Kanitan, who curated an amazing itinerary for us. We will definitely be back.

We stayed for six days in April as a family of four. The staff were lovely - consistently warm, attentive, and doing their best - and the view is undeniably beautiful. Everything else is deeply frustrating. This is not a luxury resort. It is a meticulously designed cash extraction machine. Every aspect of the experience feels engineered to squeeze as much money out of you as possible - prices that are not just high, but predatory and completely detached from reality. You cannot relax because you are constantly being reminded that everything, no matter how basic, comes with an outrageous price tag. The geography only reinforces this (through no fault of its own). The steep incline means you rely on buggies to get anywhere. That’s not the issue. The issue is that this effectively traps you within the resort’s ecosystem - at the mercy of its pricing, with no easy alternatives. They have a monopoly over your time, your movement, and your wallet, and they exploit it shamelessly. You are not paying for convenience, and you are certainly not paying for quality - you are paying because you have no other option. I have never felt remotely sympathetic to Marxist critiques in my life, but being charged $650 USD for a mediocre, cold BBQ dinner for four was enough to convert me on the spot. What makes it worse is how it’s handled. At check-in, a staff member casually mentioned there was a Thai BBQ dinner that evening. We said we’d come at 7:30. At no point was it mentioned that this would cost $100 USD per person. No one expects things to be free but omitting that information crosses from poor communication into outright deception. That same lack of transparency permeates the entire resort. This happened on our first night, and it completely undermined my ability to relax for the rest of the stay. This resort is fine if all you want to do is sit by the pool and do absolutely nothing else. But the moment you want to eat, get a massage, or leave your room, you’re confronted with inflated prices and a system designed to keep you spending. I will not be returning to the Conrad Koh Samui.

This was our fifth stay at Conrad Koh Samui, and every visit reminds us why we always love coming back. Our spacious two-bedroom panoramic villa offered breathtaking sunset views — truly the best place to unwind and take in the beauty of the island. Our children first stayed here back in April 2017 and 2018, and it’s become a special family tradition to return after Covid — in 2024, 2025, and now 2026. Each stay is filled with relaxing moments in our private pool, main pool, scenic walks along the seafront pier, and countless photo memories. A special thank you to all the staff for their warm hospitality, especially New, who thoughtfully arranged a surprise birthday song performed by singers at Azure during my birthday dinner and many more during our stay. The food and service were wonderful, with special mention to Yooki and the restaurant team for their attentiveness. We also celebrated our son’s birthday dinner there, and it was equally memorable. It was nice to see and chat with Marco, GM of the resort again. This trip, we also enjoyed a half-day Pig Island tour arranged by the hotel, along with snorkelling around a nearby island surrounded by colorful fish — a truly fun and relaxing experience for the whole family. Conrad Koh Samui never fails to make us feel at home. Thank you again to the entire team for another perfect stay — we are already looking forward to our next visit.

our stay was very good, we enjoyed our stay and our private beach dinner. Special Thanks to Bill who made our stay very memorable. Thanks to DEAR ZYE and Mene too who provided excellent service