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, 07-10-2012 at 02:19 PM (640 Views)
I'm intrigued by the evolution of pre-flight boarding processes at different airports in different countries over the past few year. I have long ago set aside my predispositions for a fast efficient procedure and acquiesced to local customs, traditions and bureaucracies.

I no longer stress over the follies involved in boarding a domestic flight within the U.S. I don't always avail myself of the priorities associated with upgraded class of service, frequent flier standing or credit card perks (well, that's not totally accurate....if I'm flying BIZ or FIRST on a quality carrier, I may jump in the tussle and hope for a sip of quality champagne before or shortly after departure).

I now carry on only a single item which will fit safely in the limited foot space provided and avoid the overhead bin space disputes, which seem to erupt among passengers regularly and require the flight attendants to referee (maybe black & while stripe are needed for these employees).

I still think about the pre-flight boarding process when we flew out of the Amazon in Ecuador. It had rained hard the evening before our scheduled departure and there was a question as to whether the scheduled flight would even attempt a landing.

The morning did bring a break in the rains (hey, we were in rain forest and it did live up to the title).....we had a light mist falling but nothing too serious. We loaded our limited gear into the dug out canoe and headed up river from the village. The pilot had radioed he would be arriving at the airfield (make that dirt/mud strip hacked out of heavy tropical
foliage), do a fly-by and decide if he would attempt to land.

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We proceeded to a four posted thatched roof structure along side the airfield for 'weigh-in' (Yep, bathroom scales wrapped in a huge plastic bag to minimize moisture infiltration). The was a mild protestation from one of the ladies regarding her willingness to be weighed, but our guide summed up the situation simply: If you don't stand on these scales, then you will not be flying out today.

The pilot wasted no time discussing weight and balance limits for the airplane nor did he feel the need to share his evaluation for the proper ratio of fuel, oil and total payload for our flight. He instead told each of the passengers where to sit and instructed the guide and assistance which pieces of luggage were to be loaded in the exact position in the baggage compartment.

The pilot said "put on your (David Clark) headsets, fasten your seats belts, pull them tight and don't remove them until I tell you otherwise. We're going to attempt and get airborne before the next wave of showers blow through and muddy up the place."

Wow!

High pucker factor as the plane roared down the field and finally sucked those tires out of the mud!

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  1. dhdanner@verizon.net's Avatar
    Sounds like my local flight in Ecuador - did you fly in and out of the Coca area? When we went to the Ecuadorian Amazon our local flight was actually on a former Ecuadorian military plane - we also had to stand on bathroom scales for the "weigh in". I found Ecuador's airports to be very interesting, even when we flew out of Quito to go home was a 1st - surrounded by army guys with big machine guns, herded into a cage like structure to get to the check in areas, etc. I find the whole boarding process in Latin America to be quite fun - just watching all the local folks trying to board all at once can be very chaotic and then you add in the weird bags, boxes of food, etc. everyone carries - quite a sight.
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  2. omegaet's Avatar
    We joined a group in Quito and chartered a plane down to Shell Mera Airport (that's one of Shell Oil's old airport that is used by the Ecuadorian military). We were then met by an Achuar representative and taken to the Aerotsentsak air-service hanger for the flight to one of their jungle airstrips.

    They placed our luggage on scales, they we checked our weight, and finally loaded the plane with various other supplies needed back in the village.

    The entire operation was no nonsense and straight to the point.
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  3. Mountie's Avatar
    I would be a huge fan of US airlines instituting this policy:

    If you don't stand on these scales, then you will not be flying out today.

    And I would further or is that farther amend it to read:

    If you don't fit well inside the seat dimensions, than you don't fly today

    Also I would add:

    If you require more than one seat belt extender, then you can only fly CARGO.
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  4. kyshel's Avatar
    That looked a little too much like Jonestown, Guyana....
  5. dhdanner@verizon.net's Avatar
    I wish Ll would put more on for Ecuador - I loved that country!

    Kyshel - I loved your thumb story - only you can make missing a thumb funny! I tried to comment there but it would not let me ;-(
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  6. bonniejoy03's Avatar
    I love it!!! Great blog. We love this type of flying anywhere in the world! Thanks.
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  7. dhdanner@verizon.net's Avatar
    You can always count on interesting local flights in Central & south America - I have done some interesting little 4 seater planes in Costa Rica, Belize, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected]
    I wish Ll would put more on for Ecuador - I loved that country!

    Kyshel - I loved your thumb story - only you can make missing a thumb funny! I tried to comment there but it would not let me ;-(
    denise, the new international airport outside Quito is only two years behind their original scheduled opening date. Most of the heavy construction has been completed and actual service is expected to commence this fall (of course, their projections haven't been all that good up to this point, but airlines are starting to plan for terminal space and project usage in 2013).

    Once this airport opens, international flights will be vastly improved and luxury tourism will soon follow.
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    Updated 07-13-2012 at 11:20 AM by jsattapr2
  9. omegaet's Avatar
    We have made several suggestions for luxury properties in Ecuador. This has some interesting aspects and most of the on-line reviews are very positive:

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