Portmarnock Hotel & Golf Links

Had the half day heaven in the spa - Helen was my therapist and she was amazing - would whole heartedly recommend. She was so knowledgeable and so relaxed in her approach.

Visited the Seaview Restaurant with two family members on 26/01/26. Despite only three tables being occupied, we were told to stand and wait for a dirty table to be cleared, with no offer of an available clean table. We were given water and menus but were not offered a wine list or asked if we wanted drinks. We then waited 20 minutes while the female server leaned against the kitchen door with her arms folded, chatting to staff. We eventually had to call her over to place our order. When the food finally arrived around 30 minutes later, I was handed a dangerously hot plate with no warning. The food was mediocre at best; the beer-battered haddock was dry, hard, and unpleasant. After finishing, our plates were left on the table for 25 minutes while staff continued chatting. We gave up and flagged down a male server, ordering dessert at the same time. The desserts arrived 20 minutes later and were without doubt the worst tiramisu we’ve ever had — clearly pre-made and completely uninspiring. Only two customers entered after us, yet plates on a neighbouring table remained uncleared from our arrival until we left over two hours later. Thankfully, we had a voucher, as I would never pay to eat here. Shockingly poor service from start to finish.

10/10 experience at the Spa today - massage and facial. I didn't want to leave. Special thanks to Helen for being so lovely.

Helen as always brilliant ! Thanks so much for a wonderful facial today. Elemis products for the win. Will be back soon 👍🏼

Thos is an excellent setting with courteous and efficient personnel always willing to help. The food was excellent and service first class. Brian at the front door was excellent