The Colony Palm Beach

When I arrived at the Colony hotel I had a fantasy I wouldn’t want to leave. At check in, the front desk said they upgraded me. Paradise found. I took a tiny elevator up to my room. The room was so tiny I couldn’t breath. I believe it was under 200 square feet. It was a closet. An upgrade… what would a downgrade be….could there be a worse room? I went down to the front desk and asked if there was a bigger room? They said there was a junior suite for $800 more. That night I decided to check out a day earlier. There was no way I could sleep in this closet for $1200 a night. I was claustrophobic and couldn’t breathe When I went to front desk I had to argue to let me leave. They wanted to charge me $500 for an upgrade… I told them I simply didn’t like the hotel. There’s no gym and energy is off. At best it is an influencer hotel for tacky people who want a photo on front of pink wallpaper. They finally consented. But no one who is paying $1200 a night should have to argue there point or felt to feel grateful for such a horrendous room where you can’t breathe. If your going to Palm Beach, stay at the Brazilian Court… it is charming, excellent food and the same price. I went to have lunch there before my early departure and felt relieved to find a hotel with class and charm. The lad L

What a magical stay- superb service and quintessential Pal Beach branding at its finest! I highly recommend spending time at Swiftys and enjoying tropical cocktails ! The service is far superior to other hotel options and makes the place one to remember and revisit!

the management has a lack of control of loud parties in their guest rooms. If you are in need of a quiet night's sleep you won't find it here. It seems as though management does not want to confront loud partiers who are with large wedding groups.

This hotel is what pink preppy dreams are made of. The whole place is a vibe with an abundance of old world charm, chic clientele, great food and drinks, and the location between Worth Avenue and the beach is ideal. Staying in the cabana bungalow was amazing too! It has a full kitchen, private patio with grill, private pool, etc. We had an incredible girls trip!

This is a nice spot in Palm Beach. The elevator was broken when I was there which was a bit of a bother, and they were short staffed for breakfast which was also not ideal. But the rooms were nice and the people were friendly. It's a lot less expensive than the Breakers or other spots in town, but its also a big step down in overall experience.